AFBAM: Americans for 'Being Against Mexicans'

"If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest for freedom, go home and leave us in peace. We seek not your council nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen." --Samuel Adams I found that quote on the label of a Sam Adams bottle that had been rolling around in my car for the past month and thought, 'what a great quote, from a great man, who brews some killer beer to incite my brothers and sisters of America to join in the fight for their freedom and independence from the Mexican onslaught destroying this once proud nation.' I then passed out against the steering wheel until I was jolted awake by the sound of a mag light tapping against my driver's side window. "Everything alright in here?" the officer asked. "Yeah, just sleepin' off the squiggles, Boss" I replied just moments before being escorted out of my vehicle and into the back of one of Wyoming's finest Chevy Citations. Fuck me, again. After getting the 'common law' to bail me out, I thought about that awesome quote again and how I wanted to get people aware of the great brown scourge that will ultimately turn this nation into a garbage collectin, sombrero wearin, mariachi listenin, siesta takin crapburg. It was a time for me to finally take action and teach those immigrants about what makes this country great and that is to kick those mother fuckers out of this country as fast as theys comin in. That’s when I made the decision to found and form AFBAM: Americans For 'Being Against Mexicans.'

In just thirty days, AFBAM has grown to over 100 men and women—most family members and cousins from 20 trailers around the compound (Cap’n Chuck’s Funtime Trailer Park of Rt 6). We expects over 2000 volunteers from every walk of life to serve 30 days spotting illegal aliens as they storm our nation’s borders which I’ve estimated at approximately 4,000,000 daily and three trillion annually. We’re tired of this illegal alien invasion.

What will the AFBAM accomplish? It will be another stand in stopping the death of this nation and, more importantly, it will get the police off my back for five seconds so I can produce my meth in peace. Oh yeah, it will become the beginning of the end of illegal alien immigration into the United States of America and hopefully the start of getting my toilet cleaning/trash empting job back at the local Walmart.