Thinking about stuff that is awesome...

Something I just totally thought about: If you are worried about being fired, tell the people at work that you are pregnant. A few months later, when you are questioned about your progress, tell them that you lost your baby. This will work out even better if you are a man, as everyone will think you are retarded, but they will still feel a great deal of shame making fun of you after such a catastrophic miscarriage.