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4/05/2005

Bells, White Smoke Will Announce New Pope

Responding to Pope John Paul II's request, the Vatican will depart from centuries-old tradition by ringing bells in addition to sending up white smoke to signal the election of his successor. New Papal candidates cry, 'Bullshit!'

1 comment:

britintheus said...

I saw this story. What the hell is all that about?
They can have up to 30 rounds of voting??? Holy crap. Even Broward County can do it faster than that !! maybe we should send in Jeb Bush to help out.