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4/18/2005

Jimmy crap corn in UK scare

By Geoffrey Lean, Environment Editor 17 April 2005 All imports of United States grains have been stopped at British ports following the discovery that the US has been illegally exporting banned maize (what the American natives refer to as ‘corn’) to Europe for the past four years. The scandal - the worst yet involving GM imports - centers around maize named Bt 11, modified to repel a pest called the corn borer. It also contains a gene conferring resistance to antibiotics. All such crops are banned in Europe because of fears that the resistance could spread to consumers via the food chain. The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs said only "very small" amounts of maize were involved and there was "no actual indication" any had ended up in the UK. This statement was refuted by a recent photo that appeared on The Sun’s ‘Page 3’ which shows, in gruesome detail, the dangers this food poses to the general public.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am shocked and appaulled by your apparent lack of taste in this post. Mocking santa is one thing, but this is outrageous.

Anonymous said...

Jews make good pillows.

Anonymous said...

That's it. I resent that as a paid member of the Peoples Front of Judea.
Can't we get back to the point here. Nealobus is offensive, but we watch as anyone would watcha car wreck

britintheus said...

Personally, Nealobus is my friend. I would back him to be president one day. Maybe even Pope. He would get rid of that damn condom law.

Nealobus said...

Whoa! What in the hell is going on here? When I posted this picture of my daughter, I had no idea it would cause this much controversy. I will work to better myself in the future and not post pictures like this. In fact, I would like to take this opportunity to announce my lawsuit against the internet for allowing people to post such terrible media.

Anonymous said...

I refer to myself as "He Who Shits On Command, Then Cries!"

Listen, it happens.

Stop mocking me!