King Bling on MTV Cribs

King Bling: Woo da mutha fuckin, Woo woooo! [Exterior shots of Burnside Acres housing complex in suburban Portland, Oregon. Soundtrack: Jennifer Lopez, "Jenny From the Block"] King Bling: 'Sup MTV Cribs, know what I'm sayin'? Welcome da house! crib, know what I'm sayin'? First let me show yo' ass da living room, know what I'm sayin'? This is where we relax 'n watch Televizzle, yo' ass know, hang out, read a magazine or a book or whatever n' shit. This is da Televizzle n' shit. I think that shiznit's a 21-incher, know what I'm sayin'? It's color, know what I'm sayin'? I watch a lot of Televizzle." I've gots a Playstation 2, but I mostly just use that shiznit play DVDs n' shit. I'm not that into video games n' shit. Over here yo' ass can see my halogen lamp, know what I'm sayin'? We use da halogen lamp in here because da overhead lighting is kind of dim, 'n sometimes yo' ass just want that shiznit bright." Yo' ass know, when yo' ass are reading or something n' shit. [Soundtrack: B2K featuring P. Diddy, "Bump Bump Bump"] King Bling: Let me show yo' ass where we eat n' shit. This is da dining area n' shit. It just kind of flows into da living room n' shit. It's a little cramped in here now because we bought a regular-size kitchen table 'n this space ain't really big ass 'nuff handle that shiznit." So we has squeeze by that shiznit whenever we go in or out of da kitchen, know what I'm sayin'? But that's fo' sho, know what I'm sayin'? Yo' ass can see some bills on da table n' shit. That's remind us that we need pay 'em n' shit. We pass by this table, like two dozen times a day, so that shiznit's a pretty gravy system." And now, da kitchen, know what I'm sayin'? [Soundtrack: Eminem, "Lose Yourself"] King Bling: This is da kitchen n' shit. Plenty of room hold izzall izzle kitchen utensils n' shit. Also lots of counter space." Yo' ass can see we've gots a refrigerator, a dishwasher, a toaster, a crock pot, 'n a George Foreman Grill." We use izzall of 'em from time time, know what I'm sayin'? We've also gots an In-sink-erator garbage disposal, know what I'm sayin'? That's really nice." Let's has a look in da fridge n' shit. Yo' ass can see we gots milk, juice, leftovers, know what I'm sayin'? I don't know why we've gots izzall this salad dressing n' shit. We really don't eat this much salad, know what I'm sayin'? [Soundtrack: Jay-Z/Beyonce Knowles, "03 Bonnie & Clyde"] King Bling: And now, da bedroom, know what I'm sayin'? This is where da magic happens n' shit. [King Bling throws himself on da bed n' shit. ] I've gots a down comforter because that shiznit gets pretty cold in da winter n' shit. Yo' ass can see along da wall here where I've had staple a phone cord da wall 'n ceiling." That's because this room has a phone jack, but da other bedroom, da one where we put da computer, doesn't. Can yo' ass believe that? They've gots a cable jack in that room, but no phone jack, know what I'm sayin'? Weird n' shit. So, anyway, they'll probably dock me on my security deposit fo' taking a staple gat da walls 'n ceiling, but what else could I do? [Soundtrack: Christina Aguilera, "Beautiful"] RYAN: Before yo' ass go, let me show yo' ass da carport, know what I'm sayin'?