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4/20/2005

Pope Comes in On Top

It was, quite simply, the greatest clutch sequence in Papal basketball history. Trailing Orthodox 86-83 with 41.9 seconds left, the Holy See was in danger of facing a Game 7 on the road with Innocent XIV severely limited by back pain. Then Benedict XVI delivered. First, XVI hit a driving layup to cut the lead to one. Then he stripped Blessed Justin Popovich from behind in the post, and calmly dribbled upcourt. After a stutter-step and a crossover dribble, Benedict XVI launched a Pope-title-winning 20-foot jumper over a fallen St. Nikodemos of the Holy Mountain. 45 points, 6 Finals MVPs, 6 championships, one hell of a game!

2 comments:

britintheus said...

my Cliff Claven story was still better. :)

Anonymous said...

You are simply, the best....

Can I share this with my friend, Jon... Pope Jon IVI91@00X^^ of (white boys eat pussy) of Vancouver?