You don't have to always play 'blue'

I'm better than that, or at least I should be. But I try, and I fail to not play the smut card on a daily basis. What is wrong with me? I have made the decision to pull the last post as it was a case where I had something written and satirically poignant, only to scrap it when I found a picture of ultimate raunch-itude. For those interested, I will be reposting that on a different site sometime today.